"no, your face is a douche cushion!"

[antic_spleen]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/08/17/douche-accessories-time-forgot/

Comments

[fictional]

Well, YOUR face is a douche nozzle. So there.

[patashoqua]

I think of myself as more of a "lazy douche bench."